NAKED DAVE'S

2005-11-15T19:54:00.000-05:00

WWJD?

2005-11-11T11:12:00.000-05:00

I had a thought the other day about Jesus; has anyone ever found out if Jesus could read and write? Does the Lord & Savior need to be literate? If he was the son of God then surely he could perform an organic chemisty experiment even if the science didn't exist at that time, or did he deem humanity not ready? Burning questions I say. FAITH some would say, RED vs Blueetc. but it seems that it

Alien abduction or Birth memory?!

2005-08-02T15:54:00.000-04:00

I had a thought the other day as i was changing my daughter's diaper:'Boy, if the human brain is perfect and can remember everything it ever encounters, and depending on how new born babies perceive the world and whether or not the adult can recall these earliest memories of childhood might it not seem to the adult as an alien abduction complete with a floating sensation (being carried back and

hello hello

2005-05-06T10:16:00.000-04:00

been away for awhile. was never good at writing journals. still here just not much to say like www.mightywench.com daughter coming soon. very excited! wooo

food poisoning

2004-11-13T05:12:00.000-05:00

wow, can i just say that food poisoning never gets old. i haven't had it for years and years now but this time was the worst by far. ate two ham and egg sandwiches at a greasy spoon here in hong kong and ended up in a hong kong emergency room unable to stand up or walk because whatever it was poisoning me had spread TO MY BRAIN! making me very dizzy. many thanks to the people at Dr. Fung's

LACTOSE!

2004-09-17T09:45:00.000-04:00

i hate being lactose intolerant. i like my milk and cookies. i like cheese on my pizza. why the hell didn't i have this problem when i was younger. sometimes being asian sucks. HARDCORE!!!!!!!!

goddamn blogger!

2004-08-02T16:53:00.000-04:00

why the hell is blogger now all of a sudden MAC unfriendly!? it seemed to work fine until Google bought it. rant rant rant AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH! I kin feel't 'n me bones 'tis scurvy band o'dogs thar' brings out der pyrate 'n me GHARRRRRR!

they call me sir poopsalot

2004-07-09T13:08:00.000-04:00

WOW! don't use drugs or you'll one day have to take a test for something and you'll have to get a kit full of other drugs and drink 2 gallons of water a day and piss out your arse hole and ruin your pants! on a brighter note, i start kendo lessons tonight. hope i don't poop my uniform. BLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH! *FWOOT*

camping

2004-05-26T10:32:00.000-04:00

does everyone who goes camping have as much rain as me? rant rant rant

groggy

2004-04-28T10:47:00.000-04:00

feel groggy today. head in the clouds sorta day. i love my friends over at blue box. they're the best! i also think that i am getting sick for some reason. oh, tried to go to the chiller theatre this past weekend but it was soooo mobbed and te lines were soooo huge that we gave up. it's sad when a dork can't be a dork around other dorks or pseudo-dorks. at least i didn't dress up in a

a tribute to charlie chan

2004-04-20T11:30:00.000-04:00

do you remember charles chan that i took out to frank's chicken house a few years ago? well he's been dead for 2 years; car accident. no wonder he hasn't contacted us about doing business for so long. i just thought he found other customers or that we weren't worth his while. AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, SEND 'IS BONES TA' DAVY JONES!

itchy

2004-04-19T15:47:00.000-04:00

damn allergies again. hit me this afternoon out of the blue. thank the pharmaceutical geniuses that invented benadryl (from nj btw) JERSEY RULZ!

poop for peace

2004-04-16T12:19:00.000-04:00

hey, i was sent this link http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Poopforpeace/peace.html from my darling, dearest wife and guess what?! i pooped for peace three times this morning already and i didn't even know it. i must be a real humanitarian tapped into the collective unconscious fighting the good fight on a sub-poopy level of enlightenment. to poop or not to poop, that is the

oh boy

2004-04-08T11:00:00.000-04:00

what a freakin' day. the outside is nice but my insides are shot today. happy good friday to all you x-tians and i hope that YHVH (pronounced "yahoo" like the search engine) and the messenger of G-d Y'SHUAH have passed you over. Don't know any other religeous holidays around this time. sorry to all the muslims and buddhists and satanists and wicca et al. TGIF! long weekends are AWESOME! got

go see

2004-04-06T09:54:00.000-04:00

i doubt that anyone other than my wife reads this but if anyone happens upon this blog through sheer random evil please go visit my beloved's blog at www.mightywench.com seacrest; OUT!

march 31, 2004

2004-03-31T11:37:00.000-05:00

why is it so freaking cold¿! ?÷÷≥æ…¿¿¿ cool, just discovered some cool buttons. where can i get a list of what my alternate keyboard keys are? why don't they print that stuff right on there? oh yeah, my nipples are so freaking HARD due to this cold weather....AAAAARRRRRGGHHH!

thurs. 25/03/04

2004-03-25T15:46:00.000-05:00

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH! me back tis brok'n!

oooo my tummy and other ailments

2004-03-19T15:48:00.000-05:00

like i said, oooooooo, my tummy hurts. and my head hurts probably all due to being back home in NJ where we get snow in the middle of march. i do remember this happening on occasions past but never when i've just returned from HK; especially not with my wife. don't get me wrong, i love NJ but i may have to cheat on her with the orient (at least in the winter) when i get too old to take the

boo!

2004-02-26T16:09:00.000-05:00

i don't know what to say; feels like i'm blowin' away; away in the winds of change; ashes to ashes, dust to dust you're dead to us. HARDCORE!!!!!!

i'm still here

2004-02-17T10:12:00.000-05:00

hi, guess i've been away for a spell. been busy galavantin' around the world an' all that. but it's great to be back home in jersey with my lovely wife arrrrrrr! she promises that one day we'll be able to post my pictures up here. peace V

bbrrrrrrrr

2004-01-23T17:25:00.000-05:00

guess it's just gonna be cold for me from now on. damn earth and its tilting axis. i bet pirates never had to freeze like this, just set sail off to warmer climates... damn!!!

back again

2004-01-19T13:06:00.000-05:00

just got back from hong kong. was much warmer over there. worst thing about nj is the cold winter. other than that, it's a great place to live. went to monkey mountain a few times this trip over. monkeys are the best. saw the fat one aggain and nelson was excited that she was still alive. may be taking my wife over in march. that would be nice. i love my wife and did miss her so much when

owww

2003-12-22T16:34:00.000-05:00

damn snow & ice and moving boxes and hanging lites, etc. my damn back is out again and it hurts! ggggrrrrraaaaaarrrrrlllllllllll! i hate winter!

snow business...

2003-12-08T10:14:00.000-05:00

guess we made it through another snow storm this weekend. would'a been nice to get a day off...maybe next time. i actually had meetings in nyc on friday so i was out of town when it started and got stuck in really bad traffic by the time i was done. seems like people were leaving early. a normal 1 hour commute took about 3 and then another 2 hours to get home from my office...normally a 30 min

IT'S COLD

2003-12-04T11:40:00.000-05:00

WOW, IT SURE DID GIT REEL COLD OU HERE IN THE NJ. I WORE MY SCARF ON MY HEAD AND MY TRICORN HAT YESTERDAY. I LOOKED VERY COLONIAL OR AMADEUS BUT WHATEVER WERKS.

welcome back

2003-12-01T09:56:00.000-05:00

attention men, women, children & all the ships at sea...BACK TO WORK!!!!!

turkey day

2003-11-26T13:54:00.000-05:00

yaarrgh, tis be than's givin' eve an th' pilgrim's feast be upon ye and all a yer kin! if'n yer were ta ax me, t'only good turkey tis a cook'd goose; arrrr.

poop scoop

2003-11-24T10:45:00.000-05:00

tit 'pears az-if me bod'yee tas reset th' poop met'r aga'n since i didn't tis fine morn (not fer lack o' try'n) an' i c'n feel it but, th' lil' sea devil, i don' think she's ready te blow jus' yet.

i hate cold

2003-11-24T10:26:00.000-05:00

ssssshivvvverrrrrrr me timbers maties, tis' be ol' man win'er 'proachin' firm th' nort' pole, aye. i kin feel 'im in me bones i c'n. me'be me wench an' i'll go sout' fer der win'er an' 'ibernate in hong kong. but wi' plane fare bein' what 'tis we may have teh hoof it 'cross th' ol' "Bering lan' bridge" like some ol'skewl lan' lubbers in th' Pleistocene Ice Age. Now tha' shur' woul' shiver

all for me groggy?

2003-11-21T15:14:00.000-05:00

avast ye scurvy dogs! tis 'nother day in th' bowels o' el diaBLOW! i seem te 'ave a bit o' th' const'pay-shun t'day an' poor ol' Ruppert was vot'd off de isle las' night. Wha' in blew blazes is gon' on in t'whorl? an' i still be sailin' th' time o'nigh firm th' ole port o' 'ong kong, ye kin? so the bloke what got's me what for an then 'e says " 'ello, 'ello, 'ello; whas all this then?" an i

boy oh boy

2003-11-20T15:32:00.000-05:00

arrrr, jet lag be me bane. my "moby grape" if'n ye wil' i say we keel-haul tha' chile' molestin' michael jacks'n be he a jerhover's whitn's er non. no bloody bilge rat, land lubbin' sea dog, white liver oct'pus scum shul'd'nt be did'lin' no wee babbees what fer' AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH that makes me soooooo angry i lose my inflection by odin one eye's beard!

day in the life....

2003-11-18T13:56:00.000-05:00

avast ye land lubbers! i kin ta da far side! gary larson is a genius. me wench be also a genius by "nay-tur". ´‰fifiÁÓ˜Ô??ÔÓ?˜˜˜˜`ÎÎ‰‹/€›Ç?Í:K"U< ay jus' foun' some in'rest'n keeys on me ki-burd me 'earties, yarrrr! any-whooo; times a wastin' and thar be werk ta be don' so ahoy ye land lubbers; til next we meet.

today's dish: best served cold

2003-11-17T14:23:00.000-05:00

arrr, 'tis 40 winks me be wantin' now since me voyage back ta th' mainland. me hope me wench'll shiver me timber af'r me nap, yarrrr!

TESTING

2003-10-28T10:25:00.000-05:00

Welcome to my 2nd blog entry...EVER!

TESTING

2003-10-28T10:22:00.000-05:00

just a test to see if i can do this. welcome to my 2nd blog posting...EVER!

2003-10-24T15:03:00.000-04:00

hi, this is my first blog post.